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A fucking hot bitch who wants to do nothing but fuck Ronald.
Hey Jess! What you doing tonite?
I'm gonna be Dannie Riel :)
Fucking Ronald that lucky bastard...
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running back/receiver for the new england patriots in 2010/11. his name is often used as slang for "penis"
wanna see my danny woodhead?
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The type of guy that lives in his mothers basement all his life, and only leaves so he can stalk girls, particularly named Evelyn. Sometimes he likes to wet his little willy, he named it John. Danny is the type of guy to work at mcdonalds, and on the corner. He likes long walks in an alley with 4 black guys that later gangbang him.
Trevor: Wow thats a danny! What a loser.
Danny: hey :( gay people have feelings too.
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When you're trying to take a shit in the bathroom and all the stalls are taken, so you either pretend to take a piss at the urinal, or if the urinals are also full you just walk out. Named a Danny Tanner because it's a Full House.
I went to go take a shit in the bathroom and saw that all the stalls were full, so I turned to pretend to take a piss and saw that all the urinals were full too. As I was walking out someone else walked in and saw it was a Danny Tanner so he also left—as we were both leaving we saw a poor soul hurriedly walking towards the bathroom, unbeknownst to him that a Danny Tanner was lurking there to greet his ass.
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Handsome comedic actor from back in the day. Did films such as "The Court Jester", "Hans Christian Anderson", "White Christmas", and "The Secret Life of Water Mitty". Can sing like an angel, can dance like anything. Wonderful man, always involved in charity. Had red hair, beautiful face, and fit body. Would make the best husband ever.
"Look, it's Danny Kaye! I think I'm officially turned on now."
"That Danny Kaye sure is talented and handsome"
"I wish I had a Danny Kaye for myself"
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A couple that has been since October 24, 2009. Always gon' last and have hella good love for each other, always see them ridin together.This love is unconditional affection with no limits.
Ex: "Damn did you know Danny and Celina were still together?"
"Hell yeah Mayne, they always gon be"
Ex: Bonnie and Clyde
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when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.
Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.
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