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Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.
Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)
Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)
An Atlantian Oil Slick is an aquatic anal sex act. To perform an Atlantian Oil Slick one must either eat, or have their partner eat intentionally greasy/oily food for at least 72 hours before anal intercourse. A successful Atlantian Oil Slick is only possible when you pull out & there is visible oil spotted in the water.
Person 1 - "How was the pool?"
Person 2 - "It was great until we got kicked out."
Person 1 - "Why'd you get kicked out?"
Person 2 - "My girl & I got did an Atlantian Oil Slick where no one could see us, but there was so much oil that it gave us away."
A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill
When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass
Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"
When a lady friend comes over and for a small fee ,will give you a hand job.
Pauline came over last night and helped me change my oil. I usually change it my self,but its more fun with help.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.
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This relates to the alaskan pipeline - if the condom full of shit ruptures inside the anus and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.
Oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this shit started oozing out. It was a major exxon oil spill!
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