Canadian Toast

Toast that is more charred ash than toast.

"You man, what the hell are you eating?"
"Dude, I like my Canadian Toast!"

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Wank on toast

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

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[milk toast]

A spineless wimp who is nonetheless twenty times the person as those stupid pseudo-intellectual emo's who do nothing but talk shit all day.

Yeah, TJ was milk toast, but at least he's not a douchebag emo

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Tea & Toast

A term relating to getting sex...
Can be used when refferring to a one night stand or a repeat performance...

(Origin: N.H - Bournemouth :p )

'You get some tea & toast last night??'

'Where you going?' ... 'For tea & toast!'

'Tea & toast???' 'YEAA BOII!!'

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french toast

First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.

Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.

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Sex on Toast

When translated into Finnish it will become Ville Valo the extreemely SEXY lead singer of HIM

HoLy SHiT! Ville Valo is "Sex on Toast"

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shit on toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression of how awesome something is. When you really like something - a song, for example - it is your "jam." And what do we do with jam? We put it on toast. As a result, anything awesome is shit put on toast.

Did you see that one-armed clown riding the unicycle over that pile of puppies?

Hells yes! I put that shit on TOAST!

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