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Occurs when you attempt to click a link on a loading website, but are sent to an unwanted location mid-click as the layout of the website changes.
Kid 1: "Uh, dude, why are you looking at denture adhesive products?"
Kid 2: "Nah man, I was trying to click the home button when I got load trolled."
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A person who has made a fake account on the application Kik, too seduce and troll someone. For the most part they disguise themselves as young, attractive teenagers, until later, in a sexual exchange of pictures, they might reveal their true identity.
I thought I was talking to a hot babe, but it was just another Kik troll.
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A troll channel is a channel on youtube or like websites that belongs to an internet "troll" (someone who purposely posts offensive comments for the sole purpose of their own amusement)
These are examples of some things a troll might say:
*"I hate all *insert offensive racial slurr here* because they *insert false stereotype here*"
*"Butt sex is illegal, because it goes against my religion."
*"She's a prostitute whore."
(notice how none of these statements are based on any form of intelligence.)
A troll channel will often include offensive, racist, sexist, homophobic, lude, or sexual videos.
A troll's favorite thing to do is spam.
His troll channel was deleted, because it was deemed overly offensive by site administrators.
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A person who is incapable of rational thought but feels the need to post trump propaganda without any ability to check it fir factuality. Will defend position with cursing and threats. Displays ignorance, racism and disdain for humanity.
Blames their life problems on liberals and immigrants, esprcially people of color.
Had to block one if my best friends from high school, he’sbecome a trump troll.
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A creature that comes and lives on your couch. They will steal internet, food and blankets. They will come and go as they please, but they're most likely to be found on your couch in the summer months.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Person 1: 'Where have all our blankets gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
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The best way to deal with a troll is to not feed it. That's why the trolls' dilemma exists.
It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.
The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.
This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.
It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.
"You all know deep in your hearts that there are secret alien organizations in our governments working against us all. You won't answer me, though, because you know it's true. You're afraid."
-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.
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A White mid-30's to mid-40's female who's way into Black Men.This chik may be married or divorced.She's at least upper middle
class.She's looking at her comfortable/accomplished life and asking herself:"What have'nt I done?" The answer comes in the form of a dark,ripped personal trainer at her local gym-for starters.She wants to sample THE SOUL POLE. Brothas take note:Treat this trick just like you treat your chicken heads.That is... minimal public exposure(if any) and gut crunching MANDINGO sex.Remember-when she was 22,tight,and really really fuckable,you and your ilk were'nt even on the menu.If her daughter is street legal...turn two.SPEND.NO. MONEY!
JEANETTE THE REAL ESTATE BROKER:"I have'nt seen you in morning yoga lately...but you're looking incredibly fit."
CORINNE THE RANGE ROVER DRIVING MILF:"New cardio program."
JEANETTE HISSES TO KELLY AS CORINNE WALKS AWAY:"She's such a fucking BROTHA TROLL!
KELLY WITH ARCHED EYEBROW...SLIGHT SMILE:"Hmmm."
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