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This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.
I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.
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When you give a gawk gawk so good to 2 homies while both are in your mouth
Hey Jeff and Joe want a gawk gawk 50/50 twist
Yea, sure
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The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
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A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
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When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.
WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
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Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.
(slurps coffee)
STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----
Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
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When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.
Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"