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A newly-converted vegan who now believes that the whole world must be converted because he/she has "seen the light". This person is characterized by one or more of the following: 1) Capitalizing the word vegan, 2) Getting a vegan tattoo to show the world just how "vegan" they are, 3) Wearing vegan shirts, 4) Applying vegan stickers to their car. They are of course the equivalent of the Born Again Christian who gives all other Christians and in this case vegans, a bad name. Finally, they make it their life's purpose not to just try to save animals, but to make sure EVERYONE knows about it.
"Hey, did you invite Sally to the protest?" "I didn't, she's a total born again vegan and I am afraid she'll just push people away. She actually hurts the cause now".
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A triggered vegan who is very triggered.
U r a triggered vegan scrub
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When a person makes another person suck on a dildo...the "meat free" alternative to sucking on a mans penis.
Whoa! dude my gf gave me the best vegan meat whistle ever last night YUM!
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Be Fair Be Vegan is a Community organisation whos set to brainwash uneducated people like themselves against the dairy industry as they don't know how it really works, and have there head to far up their own arse to find out the truth.
If they stopped and paid attention they would learn:
-Beef is tender and loves being served at a BBQ
-Lamb is really tender, the younger the better
BUT they insist in making these animals starve by eating all their food so they die slowly and in pain
Don't be a vegan, support a human death
Be fair be vegan animal sex & starvation - Chicken & oat sex
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Tying a vegan up and stuffing dried beans up their anus, then leaving them there and going into the next room to eat cheese fondue with the real people.
I invited Jim over for dinner the other night, but when he showed up, he said he couldn't eat my cooking because he was a vegan, so I gave him the vegan delight.
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(1) one who voluntarily abstains from ingesting animal products out of a love for animals and a hatred of humanity;
(2) the philosophical love child of Peter Singer and Thanos.
"At lunch, Christine was eating tempeh and arguing that the equality of all species ethically justifies placing wolves in kindergartens to control human populations."
"Makes sense to me. The children were going to eventually die anyways and now the wolves don't go hungry. Black pill vegans are always pragmatic"
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Eating no dairy, or products from animals other than fish. Choosing a vegan lifestyle while still eating fish. Eating no other meat or dairy products than fish.
A Bill Clinton vegan eats no dairy or meat products other than fish.
A Bill Clinton vegan will not eat any form of cheese, meat stalk, or meat of any kind other than fish.
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