Brown Luck

A string of resoundingly bad luck ranging in duration from a few hours to an entire lifetime. Although the exact causes of Brown Luck have yet to be determined, genetic factors seem to play a prominent role. Similar to being shit out of luck, but experienced over a much longer period of time.

His week wasn't going very well. His bike had been stolen, he'd misplaced his keys, the pop machine ate his quarter. He was suffering from Brown luck.

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brown waterfall

The act of of enjoying a shower right after taking a dump with out wiping your ass. as the water cleans your ass it resembles a waterfall of brown properties.

Ryan wanted to save money on toilet paper so he jumped in the shower after taking a dump and indulged a brown waterfall.

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Browned Out

When you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because you remember different bits and pieces.

Last night I got smashed and totally browned out, help me remember what happened.

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Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.

Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.

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Derren Brown

is a unique force in the world of illusion - he can seemingly predict and control human behaviour. He doesn’t claim to be a mind-reader, instead he describes his craft as a mixture of applied psychology, magic, misdirection and showmanship.

Derren Brown Trick Of The Mind - Every Monday E4 10:30 and repeated Channel 4 10:30 Fridays

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downtown brown

Low-quality dried-up marijuana, esp. when bought in the ghetto.

I hate getting weed from Kente because he always sells downtown brown at rip-off prices. Best to find a white person to buy from.

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punch in the brown

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.

Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!

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