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The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
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The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.
I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.
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In the south, it is when all of the guy cousins hang their dick out and a female cousin runs back and forth hitting them like wind chimes.
Daryl: Bro! Did you hear what Sarah did last night? She got Tennessee Wind Chimed!
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this means you or someone you know is drunker then shit
some men could be the most violent beings when they are 3 sheets to the wind
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The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.
Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.
Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.
"Godspeed, my friend."
"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."
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A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
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