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An unfortunate state of affairs which occurs when an young lad or lady bemoans being placed in the friend zone, while no actual friendship existed to begin with.
That dude made a play for the bartender he met an hour ago, and she put him in the stranger zone with a vengeance.
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Child: ankha zone lollllll
Mother: hell
Child: *sharts into hell*
Ankha: piss
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When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.
Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?
Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)
Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.
Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.
Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)
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Despite what it may seem it’s not the much wanted zone that nice guy want to get into when nice guys are in the friend zone. This is the opposite side of that. It’s finding out the dear friend of yours has only been nice and caring to you because because he wants to fuck you and not because he actually cares.
Nice guy: I’ve been so nice to you and you don’t want to have sex with me?
Girl: great, I’ve been put in The Fuck Zone.
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When you facebook request someone, and they leave u in pending.
Since you're not their friend, then you're stuck in the scrub zone.
Dude_1: mannn i added this chick 2 weeks ago and she still hasnt accepted =(
Dude_2: LOL, u just got scrub zoned!
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Two people who want to date and continue to date. Opposite of friend zone.
Perry wanted a girl to keep him in the date zone because he's tired of salty chicks.
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When a situation goes from, romances, bromances, friendzones to the nope zone. It's time to label it and call the time of death as Aquaintance Zone. It was already feeling weird, awkward, twighlight zone-ish. Now things aren't what either of you wanted and you may be in the grey area, so this helps you decide to phase it out in a friendly way. You taper off, slowly. It's better than ghosting. Ghosting is harsh and it is for that last resort for cutting ties completely.
Person: I thought we were friends and this was going somewhere?
You: Well, honestly we were in the friendzone, but now we're definitely in the Aquaintance Zone. Have a good one.
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