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A very very short human, who is extremely bad at video games and loves daisy
‘Is that pasta jack? Oh he’s the one who’s bad at video games!’
Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>
Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?
Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night
Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.
L: What kind of soda do you want?
S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.
L: I know, but it's right here.
S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
The jack Corndog has sex with his mom on a day to day basis
A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
Double ended dildo inserted into both people then smash there but cheeks together really fast
Me and my mate tryed the jack hamer last night