An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?
Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.
Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.
A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything
Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$
Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew
Jack is someone that no one gets. He’s beautiful but quiet with the largest personality ever. Jack is so easy to love. That’s why I can’t stop loving him, and I’ll love him in every universe. Jack is beautiful, kind, and everything you could ever want. Everyone needs a Jack. You’re missing out if you don’t have one yet.
I love Jack Cornell , he makes me the happiest person.
word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome