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Cunt percentage

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.

Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.

by Cunts-R-Us August 10, 2016


insta-cunt

A wannabe who keeps following some random senseless instagram trend

I hate Darren man's such an insta-cunt.

by Beemo222 November 23, 2021


Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips

“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
Say no more

by 5 percent nick March 23, 2019


Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2019


Cunt Wagon

A person whom carries his pimp dad's prostitutes to and from the customer residences.

Did you cunt wagon for your dad yestersday

by Pasounleashed November 28, 2016


Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013


Insecure cunt

Someone who does physchology degrees to find out what’s wrong with them and is also a rather huge sloppy turd fuck.

“Damn that Tom kid is such an insecure cunt ain’t he” “yeah I heard his weakness is fuxking chinkeysssss and gullitones what am insecure cunt am I right Jeff?”

by Fannyflapsmcghee February 20, 2019