To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
The name of a person you treats everyone like a piece of shit and makes fun of their physical features. Also has a huge ass smile and thinks he’s way better than he actually is at anything. This person also really likes to make fun of people by comparing them to animals
Jack Lorenson said that I look like a (insert any animal name)
he is dummy thicc and likes men, he has a not so sexy hairline and likes memes
that Jack behar is lookin sexy
The dumb kid that created the SRMS DISCORD. he is definitely not cool but whatever.
Jack Speake made me hurt my self :(
Kooky Texas oil tycoon that would go out on expeditions in search of things such as titanic, Bigfoot, loch Ness monster and even Noah's ark but to no avail.
Jack grimm couldn't find even the biggest of boogers in his nose to save his life.