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The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
1. Used to show satisfaction with the way a woman looks.
2. Admitting that you would indeed bang out a slut
Dante: Bro what's Zeeb thinking with that Danielle girl?
Ryan: Not sure, she's not all ugly though.
Dante: Yeah... guess I'd throw it in her butt.
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A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms
Holy Crap It’s a Butt Cheek Monster Man
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Give granny some serious ass jizz!
Maestro likes to bust a nut in grandma's butt.
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To do something stupid! That is unexpected, when in the brr
God sake, your being such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey, you divvy cow!!
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The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.
Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!
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When a female has so much extra skin on her Goochthat it creates a shelter around your scrotum.
The girl got so wet you could find her on doppler radar, I had to keep dry in her under the butt nut hut...
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