Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

fish-bagging

Chugging beer from a large plastic bag.

People were shot gunning and fish-bagging at that party.

biologic bag

A person whose existence is empty and worthless, without much mentation. Someone who contributes nothing whatsoever to society except possibly be a burden.

Medical Resident: the patient has been ventilator dependent since birth, unable to walk or move, feeding tube dependent, and frequently gets aspiration pneumonia

Cynical doctor: He’s a biologic bag

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

Bag of Donuts

Bag of Donuts (noun):

A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.

“I’m feeling lucky tonight; put me down for a Bag of Donuts to spread the love!”