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1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.
Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."
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Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. The performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your cock. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG
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she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger
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A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.
I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.
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October 16th
You walk up to your crush and ask for head and you shall receive
“Hey today is National get head day, can I have some head.”
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A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary
I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!
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When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.
"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
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