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(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.
I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.
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When you have an assistant that drags random people to you who look suspicious.
You look suspicious come with me. says my Drag The Bag assistant to a random person who looks suspicious.
When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.
When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!
when youve got the back of your homie
donchu worry, gotcha bag man
The most hideous thing to see on earth and should be burned with the jews
That boy with that blue Adidas man bag looks like a bellend
When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?
A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.
John:"God Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body, but she's fugly."
Mark: "She's a Bag and Tagger."