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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
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Has a bushy 4-5.8 inch thing between his legs also THINKS ITS MANLY TO BE AS HAIRY AS A GORILLA jdjxjsjskzk
ME:WHITE MALE YOU: EJSKHWKWLLWWK racist white men…
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there was a video of nicholas knowles doing weird white people shit
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On
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White Girl -Women crazy means that the part of the brain within that species is unbalanced and their humanoid component has been challenged where the white girl women make decisions that are for the most part irrational,illegal and unhealthy for those who in that relationship(s). When proper studied white girl women and not a mixed race but women mostly from the caucus mountains which Caucasians derive from, have a part of their brain which has been compartmentalized for a reptilian mind, now not all white girl women however you tell by their words actions and responses on where they are at mentally. When you experience white girl women crazy and you see they are using emotional techniques to get under your skin and play mind games to get you to change your position in an argument, it's safe to get out of that relationship and or contact a mental health specialist who is not white and to start a paper trail documents of all situations regarding them so you sue them.
That girl was cool until she didn't let her man express himself openly,now she's gone white girl women crazy.
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stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)
*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
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