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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"

by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022


Ghost Nut

When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.

“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”

by Barbarian Buddy March 4, 2022


Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 27, 2021


Acid Nut

Semen that is the product of eating a diet rich in death, hypocrisy, suffering, and ignorance.

Girls really be out here doing juice cleanses, enemas, consuming herbs, and water fasting, but will still let someone acid nut in them????

by THE Vegan Bitch April 27, 2020


cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022


French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 5, 2016


Pharmaceutical nut

A noun used to describe a person who is the product of a sperm donor.

Why don’t you look like you’re parents. You're probably a pharmaceutical nut.

by Ppjj October 9, 2022