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When a woman wipes back to front after taking a shit dragging the fecal matter into her lady oyster creating a poo ball that shines brightly when combined with HPV.
After muff diving for my treasure I expected things to get fishy, but not that shitty. In her box I found a Black Pearl. Which has nothing to do with Captain Jake, but teaching your daughters to wipe front to back.
Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower
Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.
When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.
I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).
A mid ass villain people hype up to be the best in dragon ball.
"Goku black is mid"
When a black guy gives you head then dips to the crib and plays madden with his boys
Yes I just Tredavion blacked a girl
Fucking hardware tools you cucks
Yo nigga can you pass me the black and decker hammer