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on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift
you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really
you: yeahhhh
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Essentially don’t let these bitches get in front of your goals!
Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.
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Say this when someone's in your tree
HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE
A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.
He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
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When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.
Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g
The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value
"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."
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The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.
Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you