Decorated Like a Davis

Having a moustache of epic proportions

Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "

Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

Acting like a bird

Being autistic

Person : What is wrong with Mark? Why is he acting like a bird!

SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI

when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?

someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33

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Like low

When a old man says "like low" it usually means that they want their pc volume to be lower than average or wanted you to search up the definition of "like low" after searching the definition of "low"

"What volume is low?"
"Like low....."

Dave-like

Small as fuck

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".