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1. A female with an ugly face but a hot body.
She looked hot at first but when she turned around she was a total bag sale!
Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!
"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).
"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."
just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook
1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80
2. An asshole
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"
2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.
I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.