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People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.
Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."
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The powerful upper echelon of 45’s base.
We are the White Collar Thugs 4 Trump and we will pay whatever it costs to keep our boy in office in 2020!
It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.
Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh
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A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.
I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.
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A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.
Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
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those meat and cheese and fruits platters.
Hey jonah wanna get those white people snack tray
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Imagine sending your kids to prison that’s pretty much what this is you sit in classrooms for eight hours a day while teachers think about fondling you while people hit dab pens in the back of the classroom have you ever been barked at in the hallway well THIS IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU obsessed with boobs? Well our vice principal Mrs Vining has sweet tits But she’ll cuss you out for wearing ripped jeans so beware Have you ever pushed your sister of a second floor well this is the place for you come down the white knoll and inroll today just know you have to re-create George Floyd‘s death to get in!
“Hey you know that school white knoll high school?”
“Yeah what about it”
“They have some fine ass teachers”
“That’s P”
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