go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

Touch and Go

All I need is what you've got
All I'll tell is what you're not
All you know is what you hear
I get this way when you come near
Then I know it's gone too far
Uh oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go
It's touch and go
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite
In your headlock on the floor
Who could ever ask for more
And I know it's gone too far
Uh-oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said
With me it's touch and go uh oh
It's touch and go, oh oh oh
All I want is you tonight
I guess that dress does fit you tight, yeah
You know that look does make me shake
It almost looks too good to fake
And I know it's gone too far
Uh oh, I touched your star
And it felt so right
Just like the hush of midnight
And then you said

With me it's touch and go uh oh
Touch and go uh oh oh
It's touch and go uh oh oh
Touch and go uh oh oh
It's touch and go u hoh oh
Touch and go, touch and go
Oh, it's touch and go

Oh oh oh (Touch and go) touch and go
All I need is what you've got

Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.

I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

Going Drone

Going up!

They playing with me but I’m GOING DRONE on these haters! - Queen Royal-T

Going to hell in a handbasket

In the 1890s in San Fransciso there was a popular hooker named Helena who was recognizable in that she always carried a small handbasket instead of a purse or handbag; hence she acquired the nickname "Helena Handbasket". Sailors arriving in the port would often say things like "I'm gonna look up Helena Handbasket tonight" or in announcing their intention of what to do after a night at the bar, "Now I'm going to Helena Handbasket", which by association with the sinful nature of the activity involved, became the mondigreen, "going to hell in a handbasket".

Hey dude, if you don't stop chasing so much pussy you're going to hell in a handbasket.

going into battle bare naked

1) Idiom for going into an arguement without any comebacks or plans to do anything if you're losing.

2) going into any battle in a game, fully unprepared for the strength of the opponent. (Not enough armor, not strong enough, etc.)

1) "Lidia's never going to get out of that arguement, she's going into battle bare naked!"
2) "Sockcat43 is just unprepared for this boss. He's going into battle bare naked!"