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A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.
Karen is never coming back.
Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"
Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."
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what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!
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when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
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The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.
Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*
When youre girl try to suck youre dick so good that she is addicted later.
Sarah is addicted to suck my dick!
She sucked me good like she tryna get a addict
Best emkay quote of ALL time,no denial
person 1:whats your fav song
person 2:wanti wanti cyan get I' getti getti no want I'
person 1: e m k ay
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A quote from one of EmKay’s r/Ihadastroke
me: oi, what’s your favorite quote
you: uhhh, “Wanti wanti cyan get i’, getti getti no want i’,”?
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