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Dealing with extreme frustration. It means you will want to do anything to escape the situation.
My BF's insistence on visiting his family for a month has me gnawing my own leg off.
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generally this term will occur when someone's presence or opinion isn't wanted, or when someone should stop being a nosey little fuck and keep on moving.
"What did you do last night"
"Fuck off and mind your own business"
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Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.
Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
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That secret bit of fanny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. Only Later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she's pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.
"Its finger licking good"
"My dad thought he'd give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket"
"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."
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Taking a dump. A mighty powerful dump indeed.
Martha: Hey, go to the store, I need you to get eggs.
Billy:Why can't you go?
Martha:I'm gonna Drop the Obamas off at the White House.
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or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.
E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.
E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.
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a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
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