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smack you upside the head

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.

Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)

by cha ching July 13, 2006

23πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head are two 15 year old kids that act like they don't have too many brain cells from all of the meth they use. Basically a show that I could have lived w/o watching in my childhood considering that I was 8 years old when the first episode aired.
It is a show that makes you more stupid just because you are actually wasting your time watching it. The only thing that it inspired me was how to be really good at fucking shit up and consuming time that I could have used to do something more useful or productive.
I feel that it would have been better if Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on basic cable to rot little childrens minds but rather published elsewhere. I must say, it had to be one of the most hilarious shows ever broadcasted in us history.

Person A: (8 year old) Have you watched Beavis and Butt-Head?
Person B: (5 year old) No, what is it?
Person A: It's on MTV, you should watch it sometime.
Person B: Aight G.
Person B: *Few days later* G, I thought it would be kool to ignite my house on fire but I came back and there were these cars with flashing red and blue lights. They said my parents and lil sis DIED G.
Person A: Dude, dont tell them I told you to watch B&B!

by Craig Dunn July 18, 2005

32πŸ‘ 440πŸ‘Ž


Blue Head Lunch

The code name for Blue top Smirnoff vodka Β½ pint aperitifs at a welder’s lunch break at the shipyard during the 60’s
like the "Blue Plate Special"

Lets get us a short dog and have a Blue head lunch.

by Blind-dog June 25, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


anal fuck head

The act of shoving ones head up another persons asshole.

"Hey Mac, wanna anal fuck head" Asked Finn "Sure!" Mac responded excitedly

by Assazin April 8, 2014

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


peek-a-boo head

my awesome friend kelly got this name when braz's lil daughter named her it

Kelly "peek-a-boo head" kicks ass

by itsnotmeitsyou April 5, 2004

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Italian Cold Head

To bitch slap someone upside the head with a frozen pizza.

person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."

person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"

by imagine dragon dietz spheres March 24, 2022

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž