When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.
Wow you have a face like a slapped horse
To be particularly "on" when talking with a member of the opposite sex.
"How did you get Michelle to sleep with you, she's an 8 3 8 and your a freshman."
"Yo, I was gamin' like a gazelle"
This is to identify those that do this in the youtube comments which were originally made for actual comments on or for the video. Not irrelevant bullshit that has nothing to do with the said video.
Someone who begs for likes and tries to sound relatable so you can like their comment. This definition caters to the youtube comment section in particular. Some people do this ironically to make fun of actual like whores.
User 1: Leave a like on this comment if you are listening to this in (Insert current year).
User 2: Can you stop being a like whore? It's annoying and repetitive.
Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".
I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose
Very low quality, or poorly cooked food.
Guy1: I had da worst crab cake yesterdee, dern if dat weren't a good eat. Taste like Linton.
Guy2: Waiiiiit. I bet dat weren't mealy.
When someone’s fat ass likes someone’s big tittys
My fat ass likes big tittys like your moms
Extremely difficult and painful.
Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.