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where do you get off

Basically means "why are you...", as in "why are you having sexual relations with my wife, friend?"

Or, as most of us would put it:

"Where the fuck do you get off fucking my wife, asshole!?"

by PoopyPoo April 30, 2005

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Where do you get off?

A question asked when someone has done something considered to be awkward, strange, and/or just plain odd.

A rather literal analogy: When on a city bus/train/subway/etc., you might meet some odd person. You might ask "Where do you get off?" as in asking what stop they get off at, wondering if they live in a neighbourhood with strange folk.

Probably not the true origin of the term, but that seems like a pretty good guess if you ask me.

Guy 1: "So yeah, I like to run around naked with a ball of wool in my hand, and my cat chases me trying to get the ball of wool. It's sooooo much fun!"

Guy 2: "Where do you get off?"

by oddneighbourhoodguy November 26, 2009

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knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011

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freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 5, 2005

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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

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get the monkey off your back

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

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Period sis pop off pooh

Some weird sentence that lowkey (highkey) slaps to say๐Ÿคจ

person: period sis pop off pooh
*relief*

by AndreaSheeessh May 30, 2021

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