Random
Source Code
Random
Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
1. When a person drops everything and goes wild. Usually accompanied by screeches and howls.
2. Extreme furry sex.
1. Jessica was going full wolf when she found out Jimmy was cheating on her with Sarah
2. My furry neighbours had sex yesterday. It sounded like they went full wolf
Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.
Person A,
I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss
Person B,
Just let it go man
Conciliatory phrase used to show a bro some love.
Person A,
I’ll be back in a minute, I’m gonna take a piss
Person B,
Just let it go man
a pick-up strategy for opening in which the man admits an absurd flaw and follows with an endearing request for acceptance (credit: Jeffy, RSD).
Going dummy opener: "hey. I'm fucking retarded.... Will you be my friend?"
2👍 20👎
An excuse used to go masturbate
Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!