What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.
John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.
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GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.
GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me
A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boyâs hoodies
Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh reallyâŠđ here you go!
Girl: puts it on
Donât go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if youâre going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life
Marcus - âJohn keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, itâs happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it goingâ
Zeus - âJohn shouldnât have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasnât going to get up and go to work in the morningâ
- Only the ogâs can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.
- Donât go out with the boys if you canât get up with the men
- Priorities come first
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
Thatâs right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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