You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away

What you say when you find a cop sitting on a toilet.

John: Hey there's a cop. You better hurry up the bad guys are getting away.

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GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.

GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)

Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boy’s hoodies

Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on

Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life

Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”

Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning”

- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.

- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

- Priorities come first

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

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We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

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