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bitch slapping a girl with your dick well you have a erection and leaving a large amount of mushroom prints on her face
dude why dose your gf have so many round marks on her face ,oh i let her have a purple headed bull whip
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Abraham's 3-Headed Snake: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. It's the three poisonous religions that came from the roots of Abraham that is as nasty, venomous, and vicious as a snake, causing more wars, more deaths, and more false promises and all the religions combined.
Each of the three headed snake wants to portray itself as something like a peaceful and kind rabbit, unlike the other two. However, truth is, it's equally the same crap as the other two. Beware of it, it's very dangerous!
Jew: No, my religion is the right religion, because Moses, who looks like Charlton Heston, said so.
Christian: No, my religion is the right religion, because Jesus Chris, who looks like a hippie, said so.
Muslim: No, my religion is the right religion, because Mohammed, who's too ugly to be shown, said so.
Me: There goes the Abraham's 3-headed snake again, trying to swallow the rest of us whole!
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Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.
She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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An insult from elf in which means “stupid” or you “don’t belong” in a group of people
Just admit it. I’m a Cotten headed niggie muggins.
a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
yo that fat kid is a head ass white egg
A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.
"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"