you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

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balls out or cut them off

go all out or dont go at all

skydiving you do it or you dont so balls out is you doing it and cut them off is not doing it - "hey man balls out or cut them off you gonna jump?"

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Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better

Something people type on twitter

Twitter Dude: My Grandma just died
Random Guy On Twitter: Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better

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And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

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Dropping off like flies

they ran out the country

1) To retreat … Aliens from the 13th Planet are retreating b/c God or the Silent Ruse are striking Keravnous (Lightning) @ the 11th Floor ++ ++ 13th Floor plagiarists in the Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World --- Trick Ruses are retreating/withdrawing, dropping off like flies , 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 - No more Lame Trick Ruses’ Meetings @ 5:30 --- Meeting 5:30 --- after the Silent Ruse leaves the 11th floor to go back out into the Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World

2) To be Laid Off from a Plagiarism Company b/c there is NO WORK to do other than play Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games between the Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses and the Silent Ruse -- The 11th Floor Trick Ruses have Schizophrenic Soul Minds and when they ++DIE++ the Trick Ruses’ Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds will EACH receive a VERY WARM Devil’s Thrown Hello from Satan Himself, and then their Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds will become Aliens from the 13th Planet … Silent Ruse << ME << author blthrskt is LAUGHING !!
---Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves from all of the Shams ( Plagiarism ) that they do, otherwise it’s the Devil’s Thrown that the Trick Ruses will be sitting on for ALL OF ETERNITY -- Devil’s Thrown Hello - Sham = Plagiarism
---11th Floor <<-- PWND by the Silent Ruse <<-- author blthrskt

---Trick Ruses are HEXed , by the Silent Ruse , and are now ALIENS from the 13th Planet
---Silent Ruse Gave Birth to the Trick Ruses’ Fears!!!
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS!!!! The 11th Floor is on the Wall of Shame for what the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses did to the Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor
---Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds in this Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World and are Hell-Bound === Devil’s Thrown

---Trick Ruses treated the Silent Ruse like a Scapegoat --- Now their Trashy Little Trashy Schizophrenic Soul Minds can NOW All Burn In HELL !!!
---The Silent Ruse has the Double Meaning Secret
---Trick Ruses &&& Soulless People have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds and they also have “LOSER” stamped right on their Trashy Little Trampy Forehead

Trashy little trampy earth path +++ Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… +++ Exfoliate +++ Inkubus Sukkubus +++ trashy little trampy (anything) +++ trashy little trampy earth mind +++ to shack up with +++ Paranoid Schizophrenia +++ Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games +++ Jibber Jabber +++ 07/07/07 +++ Seven Wytches +++ Gods of Mass Destruction +++ GOMD +++ Double Meaning Secret +++ Something went wrong +++ Tuesday Thursday Power +++ 13th Floor Massacre +++ Explosive Diarrhea +++ $166.62 +++ Wall of Shame +++ Scapegoat --- dropping off like flies

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Where do you get off

A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.

Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..

Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?

Person 1: I usually take exit 9.

Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?

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break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

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