A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs
Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'
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Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.
My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.
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When u bored and u just gotta go. Okay, first of all tell me why you searched this? Are you extremly lonely and bored like just why.
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Staying until the very end. Western Canadian (possibly Great Plains) expression possibly referring to public hangings.
We stayed at the concert until the last dog was hung.
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An insult a person uses when they are scared to poop cause they are Catholic.
Me: That guy called me a Hot Dog Bun Penelopope.
You: Yeah they only said that cause they pooped and it's a sin.
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The only way to kill a man with four magic words
Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"
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Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual โinsโ of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!