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Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018


Jack Yerk

bozo

I HAVE JACK YERKS HOUSE KEY

by nottherealclashofficial April 27, 2022


Jack Davis

jack hurts its a painfull thought of "was it all my fault" "did you mean what you said" "did you really love me" a thought that haunts every new love

jack Davis you really hurt

by August 19, 2024


Jack davis

a dirty ginger boy who never showers and eats and of kumunars
he also eats all the pies and smells like cheese

eww jack davis quick before he rapes your nans cat !!!

by dettyboy October 5, 2020


el Jack

To steal creative works from others and claim them as your own, for the sole purpose of convincing young impressionable models in Derbyshire to possibly show you their naughty bits.

"I el Jacked this guys portfolio and now I have a shoot with that hot model."

by el Mayhem October 12, 2008


Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016


Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 17, 2008