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A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
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england, the home of the roadman
dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot
The best way to discribe your hatred to anyone invading your life.
Or just ya know... Easter
Jane: steps too close
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property
Jane: goes to take my donuts
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property
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Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
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To silence one's personal or media critics
If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.
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To take a dump.
my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.
Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''
U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van
