Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.
Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.
I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.
<.7.9.7.6.>Choke + Rape - Philosophy = Esotericism<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Choke + Rape - Philosophy = Esotericism<.7.9.7.6.>
When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.
Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.
Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.