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Don't Have a leg to stand on

Not Having any witness or evidence.

Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!

by JonSnowKnows June 2, 2020


standing here I realise

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme

anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE

by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 22, 2022

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burning down the banana stand

To destroy something valuable or that has value out of spite. From the amazing TV show Arrested Develpment.

George Michael was thinking about burning down the banana stand because he had been embezzling bananas. His dad went to stop him, but then agreed they should burn it down to spite their grandfather.
Later they found out there was $250,000 in its walls.

by z21 January 8, 2011


Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.

Never do the Rhode Island Clam Stand.

by UranicPizza751 July 8, 2014

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Mexican Bean Stand-off

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.

Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.

by SIRKOALA April 6, 2022


Stand-up Drive-through

Nickname for the Walgreenโ€™s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.

Letโ€™s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019


Irish Stand-off

Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.

From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.

Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.

Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!

Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.

Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.

Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!

(Both shouting and screaming)

Mrs Dineen: Get off!

Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!

Mrs Doyle: I am.

by tobesure July 20, 2010

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