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When two guys bump their dicks together until one of them cums
The two of them played bumper cars all last night
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The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.
Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.
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A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’
Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.
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Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
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A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.
The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.
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a car designed like a banana, preferable transportation of the banana man
did you see that banana car down the street!?
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