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to calm down or to chill a fish
okay "chill fish" my bad, dang!
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To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.
What was that awful noise in the bathroom?
Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
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girl who can give head without breathing
no example just tell the bitch to do a lung fish
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A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.
45’s ability to make good decisions is about as commonplace as a fish nipple.
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When a person takes a trip to a target rich environment for the purposes of finding a date.
Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?
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To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.
Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
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a fish that produces a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase.
TOM:
"That fish just emitted a nearly parallel, nearly monochromatic, and coherent beam of light by exciting atoms to a higher energy level and causing them to radiate their energy in phase."
PHIL:
"That's because it's a laser fish, dummy."
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