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shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009


Bipolar Booking

When a Facebook friend doesn't log on for a week or more, and then when they finally log on, they go manic all over your wall and comment on everything you've posted since they last logged on.

Man, my mom was bipolar booking last night.....35 new comments on my wall.

by LovesDogs77 October 3, 2012


Back of book

A car that you owe more than 15k than what it’s worth

Cesar Jackson just pulled up in his back of book Nissan Rogue

by Cesar Jackson January 15, 2022


synonym-book

Another word for Thesaurus.

Can you please give me the synonym-book, I want to look up another word for Thesaurus.

by Axeman 351 May 4, 2016


Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 21, 2010


burn book

a book that people (mainly females) put nasty things about others in

Kylie: OMG!!!!! I fucking hate Jessica so fucking much cuz she slpet with mah bae Kyle!
Sarah: Put it in the burn book.

by Lolliepuff February 15, 2015

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Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.

"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"

by Vbui717 June 10, 2014

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