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August 8 a day to just let out all the shit in you, so when this day comes just let out the shit
August 8 shit day
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Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.
Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now
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Mary: despacito 7 is better than despacito 8
Jane: Shut the fuck up Mary
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hey it is april 8 you know what that means
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August 8 is the day the legendary girlgroup BLACKPINK debuted with their songs BOOMBAYAH and WHISTLE.
- Oh! it's August 8.
- Really? Did you know that's the day kpop titans BLACKPINK debuted?
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Code 8 is the term given on a tannoy system to alert the store manager and assistant manager (if he's on duty) to the presence of a very hot woman in the store. Not to be confused with a Code 19 (otherwise known as Dragonwatch) which is an ugly woman. As you can imagine, Code 19's supersede Code 8's by a significant amount.
Debbie walked into the store. Her ass was magnificent and looked great in her denim cut-off shorts. her tits were heavenly and she moved like she'd just been on the receiving end of an almighty walloping. In fact, maybe the walloping to end all wallopings. She was sex on a stick and the employees knew it. Shireen the sweaty fat bird hated her. Harry quickly dialled up a Code 8 on the tannoy phone and in a matter of seconds Robert the store manager was pretending to adjust the shelves in the aisle Debbie was standing in. Ever the professional he asked if there was anything he could assist her with. Debbie said that she was fine but thanked him all the same. She made no mention of the soldier standing to attention in his pants.
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Men that are born on this date are absolutely beauty’s, kings, above superior, best man you’ll ever meet
“He’s born on the 8th of April 😩” “Ik he’s so hawt😍🦋” “ I love men that are born on April 8”
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