Coffee and Smokes

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.

“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."

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dick smoke

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

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Smoking a bowl

Smoking a bowl are three great words to always hear.Smoking marijuana with friends or by yourself, with someone you like or even a family member.Smoking a bowl could always be used in a in the moment fraze, such as " hey can't right now man, I'm smoking a bowl" - meaning you cannot be where they want you to be because of the fact that you are busy, smoking a bowl.

" Hey Charlie, wanna go smoke a bowl?!? "

or

"Hey sorry man I can't right now, I'm smoking a bowl."

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Smoke monkey

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.

The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.

smoking memo

A memo, letter, or e-mail message that contains irrefutable evidence of a crime. Similar to finding the "smoking gun" at a murder scene.

The investigators were elated to find smoking memos showing that Enron plotted to manipulate Western electrical prices in last year's crisis.

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smoking nachos

The term "smoking nachos" is a term used when you are stoned off of your ass with your friends.
Friend: "We should make some nachos"
You: "Let me eat the rest of this bowl, then we can go smoke some nachos"
Friend *Laughs aloud

This inside joke can be used to brighten up the smoke session even more, bringing much laughter and vaporized tortilla chips with cheese.

We're so high that we're smoking nachos

Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."

Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet