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When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on
Doug drank too much wine.
Arkells knocking at the door comes on.
Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-
Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”
When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”
I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.
Egotistical and self righteous
The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.
"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."
When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
The state of adoration for all of the above
"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"