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When instead of having a long, boring Monday, you have a day where everything goes well (and get an extra hour in bed)
Gosh, im having such a good marianne monday
It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled
Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday
We never got our money