sour cream and onion

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection

After that party I woke up and realized we had sour cream and onion.

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Pickled onion

Like a tea bag, but when the teabagger does not shower for several days, leaving the teabaggee with a rather unpleasant experience.

Yo I gave my buddy tony a pickled onion the other night. Dude hasn't been able to get the taste out of his mouth yet!

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onion rings

The part of a women known as, or referred to as the breast's.

Dude i totally got a hand-full of that chick's onion rings

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lord of the onion ring

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.

Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

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Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

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Anal Cream and Onion

well, its were you get 10 gallons of whip cream in an air-a-sall can, you get your girl friends to bend over and open her asshole nice and wide;) then you spary the whip cream into you anal hole, after 10 gallons has been emtpyed into her asshole you follow by laying on you back and letting her fart the cream into you mouth

holy fucking shit the Anal Cream and Onion was so good i want more, 10 gallons was not enough

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lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

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