When one analyzes any situation from the perspective of the 69 position.
Suzie: "I heard that Marilyn Manson removed his bottom ribs so that he could give himself a blow job."
Kate: "Wouldn't that make it less enjoyable because he's concentrating too hard?"
Suzie: "Dude, you totally used the 69 theory on that!"
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An emoticon that means, " I heard you fuck some dude through my bedroom wall last night and I decided to listen intently.
"Dude, what were you doing last night?"
"...69 ID.O"
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my friend gets to choose between ten thousand dollars in cash or a new bmw, he is in a catch 69. either way its a win win situation.
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Two girls eating each other out after their men came inside them.
Hey, let's cum inside of Sara and Kandice so they can eat some 69 pie!
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When two cops cars are turned around in their patrol cars so they can slack and talk to eachother driver's side window to driver's side window
Had to slam on my brakes and slow the hell down when I saw the cops in what looked like a speed trap. No worries though because they were "cop 69" talking to eachother.
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I am god, always will be, obey me or banned
Noob- Why was I banned
Me probably- not following rule 69
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When five people 69 each other in the shape of a star.
Tom: Hey Jim, remember in college when we used to star 69 with the boys? good times.
Jim: please dont remind me
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