Matt

A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!

Oh hey Matt. You are a seahorse.

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Matt

Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.

“Matt just broke up with me!”
“That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”

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Matt

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.

“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”

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Matt

Edl for life loved by all whites and is a skinhead

Matt is cute af

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Matt

Matt is another name for a shit

Man, I can’t wait to get home and take a soggy Matt

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Matt looney

Matt looney is a Maintenance man currently employed at Evertz technologies. Matt has been with the company since 2005. He is currently going on 120 years of maintenance experience with the facility. Matt loves his job.

Matt also has a boat. A boat that he loves dearly.

Q:Where’s Matt looney?

A: He’s out in his trailer

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .

Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith

Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!