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1. The smile that says "fuck you" when you can't.
2. A wan smile directed at a real asshole that you are, at that moment, unable to tell off.
Berated by his boss, Bill flashed him his fuck you smile. It offered little comfort.
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A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.
That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.
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When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.
Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie
Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch
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An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.
Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.
An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too
Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off
The snack that smiles back- children
Sam: hey look at that kid over there
Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back
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-The day after Monday (aka Tuesday)
-A day to give out smiley face stickers to random ppl
-Created by Simi to promote world positivity
- tuesday is the only day of the week with out any pazza but now it is just as cool as the weekend
-Way to become instently populer: give out stickers on tuesday
-many schools promote this national holiday including shevach, bais kaila, bnos yisroel of baltimore and other super cool schools
-next Tuesday smile real big because it's national smile day
- SMILE 'CUZ HASHEM LOVES YOU😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Cool kid: why is everyone so happy today?
Person who's giving out stickers: it's national smile day do you want a sticker? (Wearing the biggest smile)
Cool kid: sure! (Walks away with big smile and a rad smiley face sticker)